The Sad Little Cucumber

There I was, ambling through the cleaning product aisle of the grocery store, AGAIN….minding my own business….AGAIN…. Then I saw it: One…..sad….dejected cucumber, cowering amongst the insecticides. I looked at it. It looked at me. I thought I saw its lip quiver. I mean….imagine you’re a cucumber. And you’re laughin’ it up with all the [...]

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Debauchery at the Grocery Store

Well…I innocently ventured into Kroger tonight….on a mission to purchase bottles of water, navel oranges, cereal, ibuprofin and a half of a sandwich from the Kroger deli.  It always starts out innocently, doesn’t it?…right before you stumble across sin, that is. I meandered through the aisles, zombie-like underneath the fluorescent lights that stretch over the [...]

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