Holiday Mystery Meat Contest

 

When I walked into my mother’s house the evening of December the 23rd, what I immediately saw on the kitchen counter was what looked like a hunk of meat.  Meat of what variety, I couldn’t be sure.  I think my next words (after laughing) were “I gotta get my camera…”  (…and I think mom replied with “You’re not going to blog about THAT are you???” )  I would like to qualify that my mother is an outstanding cook….I’m talking Martha Stewart incarnate….but this meat looked a little suspect .

Here it is:

(candle added for ambiance by my mother in a desperate attempt to make the mystery meat more “festive”)

So I ask you readers…..is this meat:

A.  A turkey

B.  A ham

C.  A chicken

D.  Stolen remains from a human autopsy

 

(Yes Mom, I blogged about it…)